An ex-girlfriend of yours has caught something nasty and has been to the special clinic.
Now a doctor from the clinic is calling all her ex-boyfriends to see if they have any symptoms...
Make Prank Calls the easy way!
Pick A Prank and Call 09050 00 20 30
- Choose a windup from the list below.
- Call 09050 00 20 30. Have your victims number ready.
- Listen to the main menu options!
- Enter the number of the prank!
- Enter your victims telephone number
- To start the windup press '#' when they answer .
- Your victim will think they are speaking to a real person.
- Hear the phonecall and the victim's reaction in secret.
- Your call will end when either you or the victim hang up.
Results from the VD clinic!
An ex-girlfriend of yours has caught something nasty and has been to the special clinic.
Now a doctor from the clinic is calling all her ex-boyfriends to see if they have any symptoms...
Want to be on reality TV?
Someone has dropped out of a TV show at the last minute and they need a replacement who is game for a laugh.
Are you up for it? Have you got clean pants on?
You're on the radio!
It's a DJ off the local radio station and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds!
An ex-partner of the victim has called their quiz show and answered three questions right.
The victim then has to answer some questions, if they get them right they win a luxury holiday
with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don't swear because it's live..
The Dating Agency!
The victim receives an automated call from the dating agency because someone signed them up and
registered a voice message mailbox for them. Their advert has already attracted some messages
from likely partners, then the system plays the saucy messages and asks them to record a response...
Where is Quentin?
The victim receives a call from an angry women looking for a chap called Quentin.
She's fairly rude when she's hears its the wrong number. Then when the victim puts the phone
down they immediately receive another call from someone looking for Quentin and another
and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off that the
victim hasn't taken any messages...
Phone Engineer!
The victim receives an automated call from the local phone exchange, their phone number( it's read to them)
has been reported as being faulty. They're told that their phone will need to be tested by the local
exchange voice calibration system, could they just repeat a few words and phrases...
Stop calling me! Freak!
A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not a happy bunny
because he is right in the middle of something. He demands the victim stops calling him...
We have your order ready!
This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current time.
The victim receives a call confirming their 'order' from a dodgy internet site,
somehow they have the victims name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home in five minutes, unless...
Your phone will be cut off!
Someone has reported the victims mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling
them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes. Arggghhh!!!
About the pranks!
How do these prank calls work?
When you call our prank phone lines, you are asked to enter the victims phone number and pick your windup from our list. More...
When you call our prank phone lines, you are asked to enter the victims phone number and pick your windup from our list. More...
How convincing are they?
Very! Most people never suspect they will receive a windup phone call. Most of our callers find these jokes so funny they go on to make several calls. More...
Very! Most people never suspect they will receive a windup phone call. Most of our callers find these jokes so funny they go on to make several calls. More...
When is the best time to make a prank call?
Anytime! Really depends on the windup you pick, some joke calls will work better in the daytime others at night. More...
Anytime! Really depends on the windup you pick, some joke calls will work better in the daytime others at night. More...
Where did you get the idea from?
Inspired by American pranksters like the jerky boys, phone losers of America, ebaums world, and Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. More...
Inspired by American pranksters like the jerky boys, phone losers of America, ebaums world, and Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. More...
The best prank calls in the UK.
Guaranteed to make you laugh or we telepathically send you a sense of humour for free!
Secretly listen in as your victim is driven round the bend by our unofficially employed actors.